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Personal Care

🛍️ Window-shopping only. Nothing is sold, charged, or shipped — just the dopamine. Your wallet survives.

Velvet Blur Lip TintPopular

Velvet Blur Lip Tint

A shade called 'Almost Bought It'. Stays on coffee cups.

$22.00·Add to fake cart
Glow Theory Face Serum

Glow Theory Face Serum

Five acids you can't pronounce. Hope in a dropper.

$48.00·Add to fake cart
Cloud Cushion Moisturizer

Cloud Cushion Moisturizer

Whipped, weightless, gone in three days.

$36.00·Add to fake cart
Second Skin Liquid Foundation

Second Skin Liquid Foundation

Forty shades. You will still pick the wrong one.

$39.00·Add to fake cart
Nuit Signature PerfumePopular

Nuit Signature Perfume

Top notes of impulse, base notes of regret. Lasts hours.

$95.00·Add to fake cart
Repair Ritual Hair Treatment

Repair Ritual Hair Treatment

Bonds, repairs, and smells like a spa you can't afford.

$29.00·Add to fake cart
Everyday Edit Makeup Kit

Everyday Edit Makeup Kit

Twelve shades, you'll use two. Palette stays pristine.

$64.00·Add to fake cart